How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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