Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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