he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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