If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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