She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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