I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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