I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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