I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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