Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I won't apologize to a one balled man
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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