Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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