The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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