i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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