Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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