Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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