I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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