On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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