Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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