I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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