I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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