Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just found puke in my bra..
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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