I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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