She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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