if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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