Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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