That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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