do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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