Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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