Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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