he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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