You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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