if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Is it because I queefed?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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