dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize