We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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