i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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