im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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