I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
