69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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