I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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