hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize
