i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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