In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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