Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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