so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
