Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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