i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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