I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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