he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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