3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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