I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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