If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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