why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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