he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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