Define "chronic" masturbator.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
How's work?
Spinning.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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